so you wanna know a bit more about myself, other than liking socks and George Weasley? Well you’re in for a treaaaaaat:

I like socks and I collect cups/mugs. Please buy me one to add to the collection! I also collect white stones from beaches, but don’t send me those, it’s a rigorous selection process that only I am capable of. 

I went to Paston Sixth Form College and studied Law, Psychology and Literature, (and Biology at AS).

My ambition is to join the Royal Navy as a Medical Assistant, I am currently in the process of re-sitting my psychometric so that I can get enough points to do that! (I’d love to talk to other people thinking of signing up to any of the forces or any that are already in it, hit me up!)

I have two brothers (one older [26], one younger [15]) and a sister (23). I live with my mumma, dad + younger brother and our dog Nero and two goldfish. I don’t know their names & I always forget to feed them.

Reading is another one of my greatest passions!  I need someone to buy me the Mortal Instruments please, because I haven’t read them since I got them out from the Library and now I have a debt there that I keep forgetting to pay so I can’t go back ): I love “Harry Potter”, “The Hunger Games”; “Artemis Fowl”, and the Louise Rennison Books. Also “The Wishing Chair, Again” and “Red Roof”. “Martha B. Rabbit the Fairies Cook” is my favourite book from my childhood, and it’s the only book that stops me crying.

NCIS and The Big Bang Theory are TV programmes that I watch avidly. I need to get all the seasons of both on dvd. Along with Outnumbered, Misfits, Shameless, The Vicar of Dibley, One Foot in the Grave, Tess of the D’urbervilles and the first two seasons of Skins.

I like all kinds of music, you’ll get a taste of that on my page as I reblog things, like lyrics or band photos etc. My favourite band is The Enemy! I also like oasis, coldplay, the wombats, the kooks, the arctic monkeys, one night only, hares, Oli Brown, Daryl Kellie, Lower Than Atlantis, Defeater, Your Demise, Eminem, Jessie J & Little Comets to name a fair few!

I’m not very athletic or flexible: I can’t do a backwards or forwards roll! Female cooks, or cheffettes or whatever they are called annoy me, especially Delia Smith (BLASPHEMY) and Nigella Lawson. Mainly this is because they don’t simply cook food, they sexualise it all, and that is not the done thing in my book. I think I am very unattractive. I’m not one of those girls who says it for the attention, I genuinely hate all of my looks. I do however, like my bum! I don’t have a lot of confidence, although it has improved recently. 

I can ride a bike, but not very well at all. I wobble all over the place, it is quite a site! I hate my nose, it’s huge. I have this weird habit of counting back 9 months to see when someone was conceived. I’m weird. 

I’ve never had a nose bleed or broken a bone in my body. I get irritated very easily, and like to make the most of it by slamming doors and stomping around! I look a mess the majority of the time, really and truly. I only make an effort for parties, and occasional outings. I have three birth marks, the most prominent one is on my neck and looks like a hickey/love bite. This, my dears, is why if people slag me off for having actual love bites I don’t give a shit, because for 18 years I have walked around with what looks like a love bite on my neck. Also, they are enjoyable to receive anyway ;) I have a strong norfolk accent which leads to confusion for others a lot of the time, especially as I have a habit to talk very fast. I got a tattoo when I was sixteen, which I now regret because it is tiny! I can’t really get it extended either, but I wanna leave it as a reminder, ahah! 

I like good grammar and spelling. I like walks, as long as they are scenic. I have had driving lessons but I hated them almost as much as I hate Amanda Holden (which is a lot!) so I quit. My plan is to do an intensive course after I finish college this year!

I work in a shop, in a terrible part of my home city, trust me, don’t go there. Though it does have the best record store in the county! I need a new job, the pay is alright now, but my hours are shite, so I don’t earn enough money.

I own a blackberry, but it’s a pile of crap and doesn’t work so I use an old phone, which works a whole load better. 

I have a lot of best friends, all of which mean the world to me. I love tigers and my boyfriend John! I don’t like roast dinners that much, I love chilli! I’m not too keen on clubbing! I wanna go on a pub crawl. Apologising for things that aren’t my fault is my thing, I do it all the time. I get jealous far too easily and far too often, over silly little things. I also overreact to things, all the time, so I guess I’ma kinda hard to deal with and put up with, so to all the people that manage it, I am eternally grateful!

I love Harry Potter, but I don’t like pottermore. It doesn’t work well at all on my laptop! But I love all the extra bits of info (: As I already stated, George Weasley is my favourite, closely followed by all the other Weasley’s, including Percy after the Battle of Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy is my taste of the dark side. He’s so beautiful.

I have met George Craig, and I was literally starstruck! I don’t know what I’d do if I met Andy Hopkins (the bassist from the Enemy) I’d probably die. I also had a crush on Shia Lebeouf before he was in TRANSFORMERS. (WHEN HE WAS IN EVEN STEVENS,MMMMMM)

I have a thing for guys that are nerdy and can make me laugh at the same time, hence why I go out with John. Also he’s a hunk with a big wang. He’ll love that. But he’s mine, so back off ;) Nah I love him to bits, in the cliche way, he is my absolute best friend and I can tell him everything and I don’t know what I’d do without him. *hearts break all over the world*

Dunno what else to write, but I update this regularly xx