kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

THIS IS GOLD

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Aw these are brilliant!!

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#love  

zainisaari:

PRINCELY VISIT

Prince of Wales makes surprise visit to British troops in Afghanistan. HRH Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales, has made a surprise visit to British troops in Afghanistan. He is the most senior member of the royal family to visit Afghanistan and the only one in living memory to visit Kabul.

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studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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lamborgayhni:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

I miss being human

i didnt realise you were talking about the tv show for a second and was like the fuck have you turned into oh my god

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